This is the story of M getting to a meeting in an unfamiliar building yesterday. 

I've been once before a couple months ago, and thought the meeting was maybe on the 13th floor.  I rush into an elevator and push 13.  When I get off the elevator on the 13th floor, there are no signs for the meeting like there was last time, and it looks unfamiliar.  Maybe it was the 12th.  Instead of using the elevator to go down one floor, I thought it would save time and give me some exercise to take the stairs.

Lo and behold, down one flight of stairs, I realize that you need a key card to get back into the floors!  I have to walk back down to the FIRST floor to exit!  so round and round I go, getting late for this meeting.  Back on the first floor, I notice the sign stating meeting attendees should sign in on the 12th floor.

I take the elevator to the 12th floor, and when I exit, I run into a couple ladies I recognize from the last meeting.  They are about to walk into another elevator going down, so I hop on with them.  As the elevator doors are closing, some lady at the desk is waving me down "you have to sign in!" 

So the other ladies get off on the 10th floor, while she says I should go back and pushes the 12 button again.  But this elevator is on the way down to the first floor with other riders.  I decide to get off at 5 and get another elevator to get back up to 12.  sign in.  then get back on the elevator to 10.  walk in like 15 min late to the meeting.

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